traduction du début d'ironic d'alanis morissette! aidez moi!

Salut!

Pouvez vous m'aider à traduire ce texte d'ironic d'alanis morissette :
Une récompense sera attribuée à celui qui veut bien m'aider (non je décone : faut pas rêver non plus!)

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic... don't you think

Chorus
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's a good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought.... it figures

Merci...