Letre de demande en anglais

Bonjour, Voilà je voudriez que vous me donner un style de letre de demande en anglais se serer tres gentil de votre part Merci !

ps: la letre consiste a demander des cadeaux ou autre voilà et encore merci !! ( letre en anglais)

Dear Santa,

As I was a nice little boy who didn't play arround with his weener that much in this year, please find hereafter my list of Christmas presents as of this year 2006: (you will see that according to my generosite, I am also requesting gifts for my relatives... I am not only thinkin'bout myself.... watta nice little boy huh?)

- A new faster computer for my beloved daddy who'll be able to work faster, and earn more money to buy me more toys! (and I'd be able to play Guild Wars on it too! Dud! that game kicks ass!)

- A new TV set for my mommy... (Daddy says this is very important, because the TV is the only way to make mommy "shut-da-fukk-up".. whatever it means..)

- One of these pink vibrating devices for Sarah, my older sister! ...I am not sure how do you call it, but she seems to have lots of fun with those things! (mayber a very very very big one this time! ..I figured that the bigger the device is, the more fun she seems to have!)

- A bottle of Absythe for Timmy, my younger brother!... Kenny, my former youger brother drank it last year.. Since then, he is not living with us anymore, but mommy and Daddy say that he went to the baby paradise where he lives a very happy life with a lot of fun everyday! ...I love my younger brother Timmy, I want his to join this baby paradise thing too!

- A "Yutoofakof" for my granpa! ...I dont know what it is, but when I talk to him, he always shouts "I want yutoofakof!"... I love my granpa too!

- As for me, I want a beretta 92, Like Riggs in leathal weapon4!!! So I can bring to school, show it to all my friends and kill all the bad guys and save the world like BAtman!

lots of love!

Little Kevin